The new plan is called 'Our Vision for Health, Safety, Virtue, and Eternal Peace' and is a 37-step, 10-year plan for slowly opening up sections of the state economy. It reads as follows:
Form an exploratory committee to consult various experts on reopening things

Set date to hear recommendations from the exploratory committee

Create a panel of experts to explore the recommendations recommended by the exploratory

Build a brand new website to post exploratory committee recommendations for public comment

Discuss feedback from health experts over catered seafood lunch

Wait 4 weeks to see if catered seafood lunch led to any additional COVID infections

Hire commission to gauge the effectiveness of collaboration over catered seafood lunches

Take away all the guns

Announce a 12-phase reopening of the economy, starting with the businesses with the best lobbyists

Begin Phase 1

The other 27 steps can be found here:

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